There's no way "banana pudding rolls" existed before I knocked that box over.

  • Universe Henchman 1: Pierogis, strudel, wasabi peas. Looks like he’s knocked them all over.
  • Universe Henchman 2: Every embarrassing thing?
  • UH1: According to my files, yes.
  • UH2: Wasabi peas?
  • UH1: He’s had some strange roommates.
  • UH2: What about taquitos or zebra cakes?
  • UH1: You dropped those exact things on our way back from 7-11 five minutes ago.
  • UH2: Oh, right. I forgot we took them off of the list.
  • UH1: I don’t see why we can’t just let him look cool in a supermarket this one time.
  • UH2: Yeah, me eith--wait, what did you get again?
  • UH1: A banana, a pudding pack, and a roll for that creepy “God” guy who hangs around outside the office sometimes.
  • UH2: I think I’ve got it.