An Imagined Conversation Between Apple Store Employees

  • Employee 1: It's so cool that we can just stand here.
  • Employee 2: I know, right?
  • Employee 1: ...
  • Employee 2: That guy looks like he might want to buy something.
  • Employee 1: I know, right?
  • Employee 2: ...
  • Employee 1: We should have sex after this.
  • Employee 2: I know, right?