I wish I could say the n-word, but, apparently, gnome starts with a g.
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Alex Watt is a staff writer for CollegeHumor. His work can also be found on Business Insider, Dorkly, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, SportsPickle, The Huffington Post, Yankee Pot Roast, and in CollegeHumor: The Website: The Book.
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