More Bill Murray and basketball.
via rapvsweden / nbaoffseason
This is actually how Billy Murray prepared for his role in Space Jam.
A guy can really learn a lot about birth control from those commercials written to sound like casual conversations.
For the past couple of days I have been using my roommate’s toothpaste. Apparently, his toothpaste is meant to be used by people with sensitive teeth only. My teeth have been killing me ever since I found this out, is it guilt that I am feeling or is the toothpaste having an adverse effect?
Somehow “Slow Jamz” by Twista ft. Kanye West and Jamie Foxx found its way onto the play list at the gym. I think I was the only person in the entire gym who didn’t put on a face to pretend like I was disgusted with the song selection. I think that everyone must have secretly wanted it on because not one person even attempted to change song (which really means something because just last week three gentlemen got into an argument about whether we should be listening to “Encore” by Jay-Z/Linkin Park or “Lose Yourself” by Eminem Sometimes I hate the gym.
Wow, “Late Night” knocked it out of the fucking park with this one! Well done!
A.D. Miles is the best.
“A lot of faces out here tonight. It looks like one of those sting operations where they promise to trade you Laker tickets for guns and then next thing you know child services has you in handcuffs.”
—George Lopez on “Lopez Tonight”
I may be a white kid from Long Island, but I highly doubt that there are many, if any, people that can relate to this.
