fuckitwelldoitlive:

people who try really hard to be funny.

people who do stupid voices.

people who think being overly offensive is funny.

……Oh yea. and Seth MacFarlane.

This live special is shit.

Preach!

Watching “The Shining” by myself on a Saturday night is not nearly as scary as I imagined. It is, however, just as depressing.

was an incredibly awesome purchase. It may not be “real” champagne but hey, I’m not on the “real” team.

Shelley Duncan for World Series MVP

CollegeHumor: A Bucket’s Bucket List

I never saw the movie but I think I got the gist of it.

Subtlety is not Mary J. Blige’s strong suit.

Part 1.) If the girl you are talking to currently attends Hofstra University drunkenly tell them the story of how Wayne Gretzky defeated the odds by not only making the Hofstra football team as an undersized wide receiver but the New York Jets as well. Tell the story with enthusiasm and don’t forget to mention his struggles with head injuries. For additional points explain that even though you are a Giants fan you still have an incredible respect for Wayne Gretzky.

Part 2.) a.) Realize two days later that you meant to say Wayne Chrebet.

b.) Come to terms with the fact that there is no way any girl cares about that story, regardless of whether it was Wayne Gretzky or Wayne Chrebet.

(via cockenblog)

It wasn’t me either.

but it wouldn’t be an All Souls Day without watching back to back episodes of “The Bernie Mac Show”.

Do: Walk him.

Don’t: Pitch to him.